my superpowers

Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.

- Kurt Vonnegut

(thanks burke, that email made me laugh and inspired me...this blog is your fault)



my superpowers are very limited.

I can't predict the future.

I can't read minds.

I can't fly.

I can't be invisible.

I can't move objects with my mind.


I like to imagine that I can though...


If I could have any superpower I think I'd pick the flying one. It always feels so good in my dreams when I fly. Like a bird.
The being invisible one doesn't really make sense because then you'd have to have invisible clothes which I don't think would be possible so you'd have to be naked all the time. And weather would give away your location...okay, I know I am a nerd. I actually think about these things..
The time travel one would be nice too...I could travel ahead about 4 days from now and be done with the budget.

I know I know. If you're working on the budget so hard what the heck are you doing blogging?! it's a coping mechanism. I leave the room for 5 minutes and I write...so I don't scream...lol...whatever, I don't even know how to scream actually. so I guess that's not the real reason is it...
I have a bit of an overactive imagination...he says "what about the PNL line item 43 in jan of 07 in regards to...blah blah blah." and I hear "it's raining men hallelujah" lol

Oh to be in my head...but there's only room for one!