I took miss Ana to get her wisdom teeth out today. Amazing how funny and pitiful someone can be coming out of anesthesia.
I barely got her back to her apt building and up the stairs...half way up she decided she couldn't walk any more. Somehow I managed to get her up the last few steps and into her apt and on the couch. Which is when she started crying. For no reason. And then started asking for her niece Tobi (pictured yesterday on my little bloggie blog). The conversation went something like this...
Ana: where's tobi? (sob)
Jamie: she's at daycare
Ana: but I want her
Jamie: well your mom can go get her okay? (totally lying)
Ana: can't you just go get her right now? (sob sob sob)
Jamie: no, your mom will get her. (lying through my teeth)
Ana: but I want her so bad, it's her birthday. (sob sob sob sob sob)
Jamie: I know, she's so sweet.
Ana: Do you love her? (deep sobs and crocodile tears)
Jamie: I love her to pieces
Ana: I just love kissing her. (sobs continue)
Jamie: me too.
Ana: Have you met my cat? this is cloe.
Jamie: nice to meet you (laughing uncontrollably)
Of course Ana doesn't remember saying any of that but she does remember me laughing. Figures.
3 comments:
SO funny. When my brother got his wisdom teeth out, he was telling the doctor that he was going to need his teeth to get through his college finals. And he was serious. He was also trying to convince my mom that he could drive -- no problem. :) Glad you got a good laugh. Hope Ana is doing better today!
I have always had a great fear of doing something like this so prefer not to be turned loose until my mind returns! Sob...
oh, give Ana my love!!!
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