now that's funny stuff

So we have an event coming up in Feb that we have begun the planning process on. It is our We Love Kids banquet and every year we pick a theme...this year it falls on Super Bowl weekend so we are going with the obvious sports theme. We're calling it the We Love Kids Half Time Show. There will be somewhere around 400 kids, 100 volunteers and endless games, food and fun. Anyhow, for the food each year we pick names that fit the theme so everything sounds kid friendly and fabulous. The menu this year will include:
Pile-up Pizza Rolls
First Down Dog
Sac & Cheese
Coin Toss Chips
Fumble Fruit Snacks
Coaches Cookies

Now I don't normally bore everyone with these sorts of things but I thought this was funny. We were wracking our brains for what we could call the milk. Finding a word in football that starts with m...a lot harder than you'd think...well...we actually came up with the perfect name but since it's a kids event at a church we can't use it. It's a beer spoof. We can't use it officially but unofficially we had some fun today...what do you think? like it?